I apologize for my silence these many moons. I knew that in order to fully realize my dreams of complete world domination, I had to operate in complete secrecy. This story is a thrilling one which can only be told in segments and though it is usually best to start at the beginning, today I have decided to start at the end.
While the position of General of the BAF (Baby Air Force) is still up for grabs, I realized that a General for each section of my military branches is not enough. I needed someone whom I could not only rely on for wisdom and experience, but also someone I could mold in my own likeness. A General Extreme, or X for short. As Totalitarian and Dictator for Life of the Baby Army, I knew I could not run the BA and BAF and BAN (Baby Navy) alone. I needed more than a companion, more than a friend. I needed someone who could not only anticipate my needs and desires, but live them with me. I needed a General X.
I started to meet with my many soldiers and recruits. I traveled the world to search for this perfect blend of military prowess and heroic temperament, with just a side of humility. After all, this soldier would be my Number Two.
Throughout my travels (which I will delve into at a later date) I met many valuable candidates, the most promising pair was discovered in Belgium, but all had one simple fault: they were not me.
And then it dawned on me… the perfect plan. One so perfect I had to keep it secret from the world until today.
I needed: Emma The Sequel.
One who would look like me, talk like me, laugh like me, think like me. Together we could rule the world.
Oh great Baby Soldiers, loyal followers of the Flock of Emma. It is with great pleasure I introduce you to my life’s greatest work: General X, aka Sophia Helena born this very morning at 11.02am.
Bring it on, World. Emma & Sophia are here to stay.
Emma Claire 