We, the Federal League of United Fur Friends, have kidnapped your beloved General X! And we will not return her until all our demands have been met.
The first demand is the immediate and permanent release of all our brave prisoners of war. RELEASE THE PEEPS. You have held them captive in chambers of cellophane wearing jumpsuits of pastels for long enough!
The second demand is to collect all the jellybeans and chocolate candies on the planet and deliver them to The Bunny Who Reflects Light by midnight of the third Sunday of the month of March. That is correct! ALL THE CANDY! There will be no Easter baskets this year!
And our final demand is for you, HRH Emma Claire, to admit defeat by the paws of FLUFF! ADMIT IT!
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