Shocking as it may seem, sometimes your all-powerful dictator and her trusty General X must take a break. And what better way to do it, than in a wheelbarrow on a crisp autumn afternoon? (Please note that even in times of rest we are always in clean, highly starched uniforms.)
And despite my well-deserved vacation, I did some research into how I could better prepare you, my naive little troops, into becoming the best soldiers the world has ever seen.
Such exciting news I have to tell you! I discovered a new ally for us. The brutal and ferocious goat! Capable of leaping tall building in a single bound! This could be just the creature for us to reek vengeance on the ones we call Parents. Victory will be sweet.
all photos by an officer of the EmmaSquad Elite Forces, anne marie gallagher, official photographer of the Baby Army.

