General X and I are here to inform you, my loyal baby soldiers, that Valentine’s Day is nothing but an elaborate hoax orchestrated by the Adults to distract you from your vigilant watch over their evil ways. They’ll try to lure you into complacency with sparkly cards and sugary treats. But I challenge you to [...]
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Valentine’s Day PSA: BEWARE THE HEARTS OF FEBRUARY!
Posted in baby army, emma claire, tagged baby soldiers, general x, hrh emma claire, valentines day on February 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
