As some of you may know, my aunt Emmie is one of the great Masters of capturing monsters. Under her tutelage, I have been sharpening my skills in stalking, trapping, and taming the wild beasts. I encourage all of you baby soldiers out there to do the same. You never know when having a monster in your corner could come in handy. Furthermore, hunting monsters is an excellent method of maintaining a constant state of awareness in the presence of Adults. We should all remember our mission here: to disarm the multitude of PTDs (Parental Torture Devices, such as the Slide and Carousel) and prepare for World Domination.
God speed.
