So tell me: What is the deal with snow? If I understand it correctly, it is frozen rain. It’s cold. It’s wet. It doesn’t even taste like strawberries, and you know what is the number one rule in the land of the E.C. – if it doesn’t taste like strawberries, it can’t [...]
Archive for February, 2007
What’s so great about snow?
Posted in emma claire on February 26, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
MerryGoRounds: An Old Standard in Torture
Posted in Uncategorized on February 13, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Like the slide, my dearest Baby Soldiers, do not be fooled by the music and bright colors of the latest in Parental Torture Devices (PTD).
The first PTD Merry Go Round or “Carousel” dates back to the Byzantine Empire around 500 AD which depicts riders in baskets suspended from a central pole. A [...]
Mom: Smarter than she looks?
Posted in Uncategorized on February 9, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Dear Baby Soldiers, I fear the worst. I believe my mother is catching on to our work as future leaders of the universe. And this is my proof:
Recently she has begun hurling me down a large red slick torture device (aka “slide”) which hurls the unsuspecting Baby Solider into the air, rapidly increasing her heart [...]
The Purpose of Our Limbs
Posted in Uncategorized on February 9, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
It is a miracle, Baby Soldiers! In the last few days, I have discovered the power of our very own limbs! Ah yes. Not only are we to use our great minds to successfully secure my position as Totalitarian Leader, but now we can use our legs!
Just think of the possibilities!
I’ve included an instructional [...]
