Being the kind and understanding totalitarian leader that I am, I am known to recognize – when the action of recognition is important.
Such as it is at this moment.
A shout-out to my fabulous Aunt Jennie who is celebrating her natal day in style with cupcakes and clementines.
And I thought the best way to pay [...]
Archive for November, 2006
Shout Out
Posted in birthday, emma claire, jen gallagher on November 14, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
NEWS FLASH
Posted in baby army, emma claire, stella bee on November 14, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
NEW YORK CITY – Kim Jong Il aka StellaBee was gravely upset earlier today when she discovered the role of Totalitarian Leader has already been handed out to the world’s youngest Wall Street Phenom/Baby Army MasterMind, Emma Claire.
StellaBee refused to comment except to repeatedly swear revenge. However, shortly after she was [...]
Taking on the White House
Posted in Uncategorized on November 8, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Aunt Emmi and I have recently been discussing my plans for TWD (Total World Domination), and she suggested I begin with taking over the White House.
I was intrigued by her ideas, and agreed with her decision to start the coup d’etat by first going to la masion blanche.
Unfortunately, the timing was not quite right, and [...]
Take Up Arms Against a Sea of Trouble
Posted in Uncategorized on November 2, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
By now, you are all aware that the Baby Army is armed and dangerous.
Surely each and every one of you felt the fear ripple down your neck as you heard the pitter patter of feet on your front step, and upon opening the door, looked down to discover a sea of goblin faces and [...]
