Sure. We don’t always see eye to eye, but Austin and I have one thing in common: our love of a good story. We can make you laugh. We can make you cry. We can make you shake in your boots over the growing troops of the Baby Army, or the threat of [...]
Archive for July, 2006
Fringe Delights
Posted in Uncategorized on July 24, 2006 | 1 Comment »
Recruit Extraordinaire!
Posted in Uncategorized on July 24, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Click here to see the ideal model of a Baby Recruit.
Now get to work Baby Army! Start perfecting your xylophone skills!
Meet the EmmaSquad
Posted in Uncategorized on July 18, 2006 | 1 Comment »
It is time to share with you the EmmaSquad. This is an elite team of military masterminds whose combined genius represent the backbone of the Baby Army.
I am pleased to present you with these talented and vicious Gurus of Pain.
(Agents Bob the Bender, Mo the Manipulator, Liz the Loquacious, and ACE [...]
So Dark the Con of Emma
Posted in Uncategorized on July 5, 2006 | 2 Comments »
Many of you have asked about my success as Totalitarian Leader and Emperor of the Baby Army. Many of you wonder how I could achieve so much by seven months, and still more of you want to know the secret behind my unbridled wealth to fund my aspirations.
The truth lies in one simple answer: [...]
