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Archive for May, 2006

Miss Understood

What is all this hubbabaloo about? I mean really. This morning I was happily munching on pears and oatmeal when I noticed Mom spill jam on her blouse. I tried to get her attention, but no amount of flailing was enough to pull her from the Post’s poor review of Ron Howard’s “Da Vinci Code”. [...]

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Last week my parents had the audacity to attend the White House Correspondence Dinner and leave me at home with Aunt Emmie and Austin. Need I say more? Yes, I believe I do.
It all started out well enough. Mom and Dad zipped away in a snazzy hired car, and I managed to bid adieu graciously [...]

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