It seems my plans to commence Operation: Total World Domination have been put on hold now that Mom and Dad have thwarted my day care gig.
I suspect it was that freakish creature they call “Ginger” who tipped them off. I saw her lurking around the corner of my crib last week as I completed [...]
Archive for February, 2006
Operation: Total World Domination, On Hold
Posted in Uncategorized on February 28, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
What’s so great about My Evil Arch Nemesis?
Posted in Uncategorized on February 15, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
My name is Ginger T. Dog and I have a bone to pick.
In November my life changed dramatically, and not for the better. I used to be the center of attention. At a mere glance, I could receive pets and cookies that any other dog would kill for. I had a [...]
My Work Is Never Done
Posted in Uncategorized on February 15, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
As you all know by now, I am preparing to audition for next season’s American Idol. And, provided you’ve kept yourselves up to date, you also know that I’ve chosen the genre of Gangster Rap, as I feel it best encapsulates my life thus far.
But as every aspiring actress knows, her work is never [...]
To Rap or Not to Rap?
Posted in Uncategorized on February 10, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Earlier today, I discovered that music is my life blood. Without it, I would wither away into nothingness, a la Charlotte Perkins Gilman in The Yellow Wallpaper . But I needed to further focus my goals. Music, in general, is wonderful – but to truly see through my new dream of winning [...]
I have a dream…
Posted in Uncategorized on February 10, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
With my three month birthday rounding the corner, I decided to take stock of my life so far, and honestly re-evaluate what I have accomplished. I feel pretty good about single handedly discovering the power of free will, and to be honest, while I’m still not a huge fan of baths, I am beginning [...]
Free Will or Divine Intervention? Discuss.
Posted in Uncategorized on February 7, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Sunday was a real milestone in my life, and I’m not one to shy away from the spotlight. I pooped. Yeah. And I did it on my own. No more of Grandmom’s “Magical Doopka Creams” for me!
And in the process of ensuring I never live through another one of Grandmom’s Concoctions Of The Rear, [...]
Baths: Are They Worth The Hype?
Posted in Uncategorized on February 6, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
It seems that I barely get a day of rest before it’s Bath Time again! Sure, the bubbles are fun, but those creepy floating rubber ducks, with their blank stares…always watching… (shudder). They give me the heebie jeebies.
Furthermore, I spend all day collecting bits and pieces of formula and other desirables in the endless caverns [...]
Welcome!
Posted in Uncategorized on February 6, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Welcome to little Emma Claire’s website! Check in regularly for updates on photos and bowel movements! When you just can’t find enough cuteness in one day…remember Her Royal Highness Emma Claire is here to help.
